January 2012 Horoscope Revision

An unanticipated occlusion in the Acquavella galaxy requires that a complete revision in January’s otherwise impeccable forecast. With Mars hiding behind the moon before bedtime and becoming overly bold after that, the good news continues to get better and better, despite Jupiter’s sticking its toe in the door and Dreft’s taking a dislike to Castrol. This could be a great time to make plans for an exciting adventure or a trip to a sandwich shop. Exotic locales may beckon and learning new dance steps could be a distinct possibility. Of course, all is not completely rosy and there may be a few obstacles to fulfilling your most outrageous fantasies. These could include dampness at an inopportune moment, the realization that you may have forgotten to put on underwear this morning or an irate, broom-wielding neighbor incensed at one of your more curious suggestions. That aside, you may find that there is plenty of fun left in contemplating how your nose works and what could be done to bring it back to normal efficiency. But, it could be important to ignore certain premonitions that you may harbor. These could involve the world coming to an end, someone in Billerica giving you serious thought or the feeling that a vengeful snow blower is stalking you. One way to get in the good graces of all concerned: save all of your used personal paper products in the hopes that you can reassemble them into a tree. Travel may be in your future; pack early and often.