January 2012 Horoscope

Mayan God of Destruction and Heat

Venus and the moon will be making footsy in the western sky as this new year begins.  This is an auspicious sign, boding well for your health, happiness and success in the coming year.    There is every indication that your time to shine has come; even those who continue to harbor doubts will be dazzled by your accomplishments and charmed by your style, appearance and warmth.  Not everyone can do what you do.  Of course, some may point out that this is a very good thing.  And, it may be that they have good reason to think so.  But, those naysayers aside, even your convoluted attempts to solve nasty and recalcitrant programming problems will be hailed as heroic.  There may be many attempts by strangers to come very close to you, especially on the Green Line at rush hour.  You could well find yourself with a renewed interest in sports or ballroom dancing.  Your skills as a host might finally be recognized as nonpareil, if curious.  Some minor mathematical toss-off of yours may impact all of Western civilization and gain you praise and fame from every quarter.  With that in mind, it may be time to reconsider your career options and find a nice, warm place for a while, one that is out of the way and dark.  You may also find yourself surrounded by odd people singing “Ding Dong” at the top of their lungs.   If so, wave and smile; they have just heard good news.