December 2011 Horoscope
- Fenton’s Warble – Extremely rare. Spotted but once and only by Fenton, who reportedly drank shellac. Believed to be extinct, as is Fenton, but otherwise very nervous. (“Field Guide IV – The Feathered Ferns.” ©mmgilbert 2011)
By the time this month is over, you are going to be happy that there will be an entire new year in which to fix things. If Neptune were situated to the left of your Sagittarius house, things wouldn’t be so inauspicious. But, it is not and the twin stars of Biz and Dreft are south of Bisodol, never a good configuration. And, unfortunately, it can only mean one thing: hopefully, the living room furniture has been satisfactorily rearranged. This should prevent ongoing cramps. But, that’s not the bad part. There is someone named “Fronkie” who, harboring fantasies of what might not have been, is interested in reviving what may be for you a long forgotten relationship. Even now, there are those who may be making plans for you involving lingerie, a workbench in grievous need of cleaning, a high-powered snow blower or odd pictures of barnyard fowl. Under such circumstances, what choice do you have? Smoked fish as a personal scent is one. Lobster rolls in Kittery is another. And, clearing up certain mysteries of the space-time continuum in your local area is yet another. Towards the middle of the month, you may be approached by a stranger looking for a jar of spaghetti sauce. Do not be fooled. This person only wants the oregano.
